Monday, July 23, 2012

Variety is the Spice of Life

(Actually written April 11, 2012)
If I could only remember all the funny things my students say.

Fifth grade theology:

Variety is the spice of life means..."Life is like a noodle. It's boring but when spice and things come into your life, it becomes exciting!"

"...Does that mean life is wiggly?" asked another.

Fifth grade humor:

(During science notes about classification, there was a picture of a red mushroom.)
“Are the bacteria on red mushrooms poisonous like they are in Mario Brothers?” asked one student.

“Haha that’s fungi!” laughed another.

Fifth grade...ers:

"Hey guess what Mrs. Van Ee, I have arm pit hair!"

"Haha he's rated R for 'Men Only!' "
"Mrs Van Ee, I think I'm ready to have a girlfriend." (Oh, no!)

1 comment:

  1. My sister keeps track of the funny things the kids in her class say too. I always get a kick out of reading them! (O: